What do you do to a Catalina?

What do you do to a Catalina?
What do you do to a Catalina?
What do you do to a Catalina?
If its slow and boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Get the biggest legal headsail?
Get the biggest legal headsail?
Get the biggest legal headsail?
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Peel the paint n’ sand the bottom?
Peel the paint n’ sand the bottom?
Peel the paint n’ sand the bottom?
Don’t be slow and boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Fair the keel and tilt the rudder.
Fair the keel and tilt the rudder.
Fair the keel and tilt the rudder.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Tie the chainplates to the bulkheads.
Tie the chainplates to the bulkheads.
Tie the chainplates to the bulkheads.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Tie the stemhead to the bow eye.
Tie the stemhead to the bow eye.
Tie the stemhead to the bow eye.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Add some purchase to the backstay.
Add some purchase to the backstay.
Add some purchase to the backstay.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Make the outhaul smooth and easy.
Make the outhaul smooth and easy.
Make the outhaul smooth and easy.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Move the jib track in six inches.
Move the jib track in six inches.
Move the jib track in six inches.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Store the cushions and the table.
Store the cushions and the table.
Store the cushions and the table.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Put the crew up front for downwind.
Put the crew up front for downwind.
Put the crew up front for downwind.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Get the very smallest engine.
Get the very smallest engine.
Get the very smallest engine.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Find a keel that weighs 350.
Find a keel that weighs 350.
Find a keel that weighs 350.
Don’t be slow and boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

I like winches on the cabin.
I like winches on the cabin.
I like winches on the cabin.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Sail against the best damn racers.
Sail against the best damn racers.
Sail against the best damn racers.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Sail the boat and watch the telltales.
Sail the boat and watch the telltales.
Sail the boat and watch the telltales.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Move your butt and hike out harder.
Move your butt and hike out harder.
Move your butt and hike out harder.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

Use the sails and not the rudder.
Use the sails and not the rudder.
Use the sails and not the rudder.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

CHORUS: Way hay n’ make it lighter. Way hay n’ make it lighter.Way hay n’ make it lighter. Don’t be slow n’ boring.

I’d say more but I’d be cheatin’.
I’d say more but I’d be cheatin’.
I’d say more but I’d be cheatin’.
Don’t be slow n’ boring.

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