My favorite Things
As abused by Willie Blevins in 1995
Girls in bikinis with batting eyelashes,
Sliding down big waves and hearing the splashes
Wind in the rigging with tension that sings
These are a few of my favorite things
Kevlar and Mylar and long tapered battens
Outhauls and downhauls and a mains’l that flattens
Colorful spinnakers and rigid boom vangs
these are a few of my favorite thangs.
When the mast breaks, when the boat sinks
When I come in last,
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don’t feel like an ass.
Digital readouts and self tailing winches
Finishing races and winning by inches
Smooth sanded bottoms and new damn it rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Crew that call wind shifts and yell at port tackers
Harken ball bearings and stainless steel shackles
Fair keels and rudders and sailboats in slings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the mast breaks, when the boat sinks
When I come in last,
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don’t feel like an ass.
Calling for room to all those outsiders
Walking around in brand new Topsiders
Beating to windward, curtailing a luff
This is just some of my favorite stuff
Wide open transoms and plenty of mast bend
Shaking the reef out when there’s too muych wind
Fresh breeze and sunshine, a swim in the buff,
This is just some of my favorite stuff
When the mast breaks, when the boat sinks
When I come in last,
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don’t feel like an ass.
Another good one, Willie! OK if I share?
Merry Christmas!
Sure Jan, and the Merriest of Christmases to you!